Welcome to Free Spank Zero: a virtual warehouse stocked with coolness from almost every era of American pop-culture—and sometimes beyond. Its purpose is to facilitate the re-introduction of seemingly errant objects back into the mainstream of experience, to be enjoyed once again. And you can be part of that process.
The only exchange medium accepted here is crediX. (Follow the hyperlink to learn about how to get some.) Once you have crediX, you’ll be equipped to fully utilize Free Spank Zero. Please navigate to the info page if you have comments or questions, or if you’d like to contribute to the warehouse.
ALL Free Spank Zero exchanges are conducted via the Transaction Form at the bottom of this page. Thanks for visiting. Please come back... [=
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Free Spank Zero staff
The only exchange medium accepted here is crediX. (Follow the hyperlink to learn about how to get some.) Once you have crediX, you’ll be equipped to fully utilize Free Spank Zero. Please navigate to the info page if you have comments or questions, or if you’d like to contribute to the warehouse.
ALL Free Spank Zero exchanges are conducted via the Transaction Form at the bottom of this page. Thanks for visiting. Please come back... [=
Thank You-
Free Spank Zero staff
NOTE: FSZ stock is in regular flux.
Free Spank Zero Transaction Instructions
Please fill out the FSZ Transaction Form COMPLETELY.
ALL the following information MUST be included in the Proposal field of the Transaction Form:
>A Mailing/Shipping Address.
>The IN (Inventory Number) of EACH item* you’re interested in acquiring.
>Brief item description.
>The TOTAL crediX required for item(s)* acquisition.
Upon receiving your Transaction Form, the Free Spank Zero staff will send an email confirmation, with additional information you’ll require to conclude the exchange. Please follow those instructions carefully to ensure you receive your item(s)*.
NOTE: At >interfacetrip, we safeguard your personal information LIKE IT WAS OUR OWN. None of your personal information will be shared without your permission. EVER. Not even once.
*Remember: This is FOR FUN! If the item(s) you request aren’t available for some reason, the Free Spank Zero staff will contact you for substitution(s), or for cancellation of exchange and return of crediX. Please be flexible. Thank You!
ALL the following information MUST be included in the Proposal field of the Transaction Form:
>A Mailing/Shipping Address.
>The IN (Inventory Number) of EACH item* you’re interested in acquiring.
>Brief item description.
>The TOTAL crediX required for item(s)* acquisition.
Upon receiving your Transaction Form, the Free Spank Zero staff will send an email confirmation, with additional information you’ll require to conclude the exchange. Please follow those instructions carefully to ensure you receive your item(s)*.
NOTE: At >interfacetrip, we safeguard your personal information LIKE IT WAS OUR OWN. None of your personal information will be shared without your permission. EVER. Not even once.
*Remember: This is FOR FUN! If the item(s) you request aren’t available for some reason, the Free Spank Zero staff will contact you for substitution(s), or for cancellation of exchange and return of crediX. Please be flexible. Thank You!