More And Less
LSL - 042013/01:25
More And LessAs long as the body and brain remain physically connected, a person appears to be in good shape. The funny part comes when you see how the body acts without the brain. Kind of like a zombie, but minus the lust for brains and flesh. Later, though, it’s more sad. The body plods slowly along, grunting and groaning in frustrated fits, waving its arms at nothing. Well, um, actually... some of that is still kinda funny. [=
LSL - 042013/01:25
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Regrettably RubiculousThe Republicans picked Tea Party cretin Marco Rubio to deliver their SOTU response. Looks like hope that any "we sure got our asses handed to us in this last election" reality would creep-in over at Red Central was misplaced. It did seem like many of the older righties were having difficulty staying awake, and may have missed MaRubi’s caustic rant. Meh. Just as well... probably payed very little attention, anyway. [=
LSL - 021913/08:53 Talk Until HorseYou can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink—no matter how thirsty it obviously is. Often, the horse stubbornly lingers at the water's edge, swishing its tail, distracted by every passing fly, unwilling to see the water right at its feet. You want to help, but how long do you wait for the horse to take a damn drink? It's not rocket science, yo. Some people are just so stupi—uh... I mean horses. Yeah. [=
LSL - 020513/22:10 Facto RidiculumThe average response time for a 911 call is 23 minutes. The response time of an AR15 is 2330 feet per second. The average delivery time for pizza is around 32 minutes. Divide 32 in half, and you’ll get 16. The average diameter of a large pizza is around 16 inches. There are 16 ounces in a pound. There is about one pound of cheese on the average large pizza. Why does any of this matter? It doesn’t... so, nevermind. [=
LSL - 020213/12:11 Ain't No BrotherWatching a panel discussion, on PBS, I just saw Cornell West refer to Newt Gingrich as “brother Newt.” My mouth dropped agape, in stunned disbelief. “Are you [deleted expletives] kidding me?!” I said aloud. “Newt Gingrich would shoot Cornell West in the back for $20, rob him, hock a loogie on his dead body, then try to take the money he spent on gas getting there as a tax write-off!” Man... something is up with that.
LSL - 012513/09:44 Wasn't That FunnyWhen you call something funny, please know what funny is. Here's a tip: Funny means humorous. There are different kinds of funny, and different kinds of humor—no doubt. But, that fact alone doesn't leave one off the hook for calling a thing funny when it's obviously just an ill-informed, poorly-expressed, forced comparison of two barely-related ideas used to arrive at a bogus conclusion utterly lacking in humor. Duh.
LSL - 012113/09:48 Arrest Your MessUh, hey. Hey. HEEEY! Man. So—really—NO ONE is trying to DISARM you. Really. It's just NOT happening. NO ONE is trying to shred, destroy, circumvent, ignore, nullify or set aside ANY PART of the Constitution. REALLY. You dig? Also. Everyone who disagrees with YOU is NOT Hitler. Are you f*cking kidding me, with this sh*t? GET OVER YOUR DAMN SELVES! There’s WAY more going on than what’s in your basement... believe THAT.
LSL - 011613/23:49 Straight And Stronger Course2013. Already. Wow. Last year seemed to scream right by. Where does time go? Some of it keeps on slipping into the future, or something. And that sounds pretty good. Time has proven itself quite hard to have much genuine control over, anyway. All our measurements of it are, really, more like observances. We say a minute is sixty seconds. Yeah. Time couldn't care less about those labels... we could learn from time. [=
LSL - 010613/15:40 Knowing When's WhenHe was losing the audience, and he knew it. Seats were emptying fast. His last observation—so sharp and germane—landed like a wet napkin. Few got the jokes, anymore, and still fewer seemed to be trying. Hacks and posers, each riding the other’s coattails, were fast-becoming the new everything. What a shame. Oh, well. No time for that, now. He didn’t need to be shown the door... and he already had his hat and coat. [=
LSL - 113012/09:48 Green WednesdayHuh. How peculiar. All week, some people on the television have been making a HUGE deal about how much different today would be. Stampedes and doors busting and things falling from the sky—had me a little concerned. However; I just took a peek outside, and what they said doesn’t make sense, at all. Looks like a regular Friday, to me... maybe they meant it like a "Blue Monday". Those crazy people on the television. [=
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