Marriage: that mysterious spiritual and physical union between people. Yes, yes—there’s been a TON of alarmist, idiotic yang in the media lately about who can legally marry whom. And, what about that kid on TV who married a piece of bacon? Talk about a huge mistake. Seriously! I’ll tell you this: If I was going to marry a food, it would certainly be one way more substantial than bacon... like lasagne, for example. [=
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